MAD Neumanisms Ultimate Collector's Package - by The Usual Gang of Idiots. DC Direct/Mad Books, 2001. Book, action figure, postcards, magnetic MAD words, $24.95

Finally, the ultimate MAD gift collection that you can not bother writing home about! This special boxed set comes with NEUMANISMS, a 96-page (5 1/2" x 5") hardcover book featuring the half-wit and wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman, accompanied with all-new illustrations by Sergio Aragones! Also included are a MAD magnetic word jumble, four full-color postcards, and a fully poseable Alfred E. Neuman action figure with nine points of articulation, wind up your favorite idiot's head, push the button on his back, experience 360-degree Neuman-Vision.