$1,000,000 James A. Garfield ~ Nice note from CTT Inc. It is the same size as real U.S. currency. Serial number EPH1 4HECHOZUS is identical on all copies. This total fake uses classic design elements to simulate what a fairly modern $1,000,000 bill might look like. Printed on high quality paper. Note is uncirculated. I neglected to scan the reverse which is a religious tract.

Okay, so apparently my listing this item in the novelty currency and play money categories and calling it a "total fake" are not enough for some people so let me make this perfectly clear, this is NOT real money! You cannot spend it! Got that?! Would I sell real millions dollar bills for $3.49? Is that a serious question?